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Some of us still remember Justin Wilson, the beloved Cajun cook who had a show on PBS a number of years back.
We’ve got something here, but don’t know it
Although I spent much of my youth playing pinball machines, I’ve never had much use for video games.
Kids sometimes get the sanitized version
I already knew that Bill was dying before I met him.
His family said he hadn’t been told and didn’t know it, but judging from things he said when nobody else was listening, I suspect he was well aware of his impending collision with mortality.
It was his beer, but she managed to spill it
As we noted last week, a man is likely to find himself in trouble with a woman at any given time, without his realizing it or even understanding why.
Don’t understand? You still can learn from it
One of my favorite commercials at this time features a man who is dressed like a ninja, tumbling and crawling and sneaking his way through a semi-darkened room that is crisscrossed by laser beams.
He makes it to a wall and reaches for a thermostat. Just as he touches it, all perdition breaks loose.
There is only one punishment for this
How close I came to making it through, I’ll never know. I couldn’t have missed it by more than a couple of minutes, if that.
Feed them bacon; it will work wonders
Certain terms or phrases must have been thought up by someone who had entirely too much time on his hands.
These two little words can have a big impact
People usually can find a way to communicate, if they want to do so.
Capt. Gary and First Sergeant Goldy occasionally are visited by Italians — usually a busload at a time.
It was much better than a $500 dinner
When Capt. Gary and First Sergeant Goldy took a break from Gettysburg Eddie’s and walked out into Steinwehr Avenue, we were greeted by a cascade of aerial explosions maybe half a mile away. I will not try to describe it for you, although I know people who think they have sufficient talent and would try.
You can’t say this has been straightened out
Let us return to Goldy’s Rule 106, which was part of our discussion a few weeks ago:
It referred to a piece of road design that thousands of other motorists and I had to navigate on a daily basis.
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