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Jim Goldsworthy - Anything and Everything

Jim Goldsworthy - Anything and Everything
  • JIM GOLDSWORTHY If it works the first time, keep using it

    He was, as they used to say, just about knee-high to a grasshopper — somewhere in the mid-range single-digits, agewise.

    July 13, 2013 1 Photo

  • The temptation is still there, but easier to resist

    Goldy’s Rule 144: When people tell you to behave, or ask if you’re behaving, tell them this: It gets easier every day. (My dad once told me, “Wait ‘till you’re 80, and see how damn easy it gets.”)

    July 6, 2013

  • ‘All drunk and a number of speeches’

    Here’s a considerably shortened version of my Civil War speech last Sunday in Keyser, and the answer to the question I asked you:

    June 29, 2013

  • JIM-GOLDSWORTHY-1.jpg They may be old, but they’re still pretty good

    Happy Birthday, West Virginia!
    My home state’s 150th birthday was on June 20, but I don’t write a column for Thursday’s paper, so this had to wait.

    June 22, 2013 1 Photo

  • She’s the one who got away ... four times

    Someone asked if I ever went as a kid to the Battie Mixon Fishing Rodeo, which is held each year on the C&O Canal in Oldtown.

    June 15, 2013

  • JIM-GOLDSWORTHY-1.jpg Love is one thing, but Love is quite another

    At last, my love has come along. My lonely days are over, and life is like a song ... For you are mine at last.

    June 8, 2013 1 Photo

  • The look in his eyes would still be the same

    Here is an edited-for-length version of my speech at the Memorial Day ceremony held by Fort Cumberland Post 13, American Legion:
    Hanging on one wall of the social quarters at Cumberland Chapter 172 of the Vietnam Veterans of America is what we call “The Grunt Print.” Its proper title is “God Bless the Grunt.” Hanging elsewhere is the definition of a grunt:

    June 1, 2013

  • Something like this would irritate you, too

    Why it is, I’m not sure, but it takes a lot more to irritate me than it once did.
    Maybe it’s because I’m just getting older and being irritated takes more mental energy than I’m willing to expend, or maybe it’s because I haven’t played golf for several years.

    May 25, 2013

  • If you can read this, thank the Founders

    Now and then, people ask me if I am a conservative or a liberal.
    I tell them, “Yes,” and that usually confuses them. Then I add that whether I am a conservative or a liberal depends upon the issue.

    May 18, 2013

  • JIM-GOLDSWORTHY-1.jpg Where is the ridicule, now that we need it?

    Some of those who build and sell houses no longer refer to the “master bedroom.” It is now the “owner’s bedroom.”

    May 11, 2013 1 Photo

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