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Dirty rotten scoundrels
So many things I don’t understand.
For instance, I don’t understand how you can always find a van, truck or SUV parked in front of signs that say, “FOR CARS ONLY - NO VANS, TRUCKS OR SUVS.” Why bother to put up the signs if we’re not going to enforce what they say?
What is the 41 percent solution?
It’s the All-Star break. Well, it is tomorrow, which, given the kind of baseball season it’s been, should be the most exciting time of the summer. Some of us, however, choose to take the glass is 59 percent empty approach and lament the passing of the season the way Felix Unger lamented his divorce to Frances or to Gloria, depending on which Felix you go with — Jack Lemmon’s or Tony Randall’s.
So, with 41 percent of the season still ahead of us, what have we learned so far?
Work fast, throw strikes, change speeds, or see Norfolk
Odd, when you follow a baseball team with a winning record, the games are harder to enjoy than when your team was canal water. Kind of like Maryland basketball when the most enjoyable part of the game is halftime, or afterwards if the Terps have won.
Not a matter of how he did it, but that he did it
Through nothing other than extreme good fortune, I sat next to Bernie Wynder along press row seemingly every year at the Alhambra Catholic Invitational Tournament.
Frankfort’s Moreland named W.Va. Girls Track Coach of Year
The West Virginia Coaches Association named Frankfort High School head track and field coach Amanda Moreland the West Virginia Girls Track Coach of the Year last Saturday night during the North-South All-Star Football game banquet.
Astros draft former ACM star
Former Allegany College of Maryland slugger Jon Kemmer was selected by the Houston Astros with the first pick of the 21st round of the annual Major League Baseball amateur draft on June 8.
Together, we can eliminate the fake score
As I sat in front of the lonely reflection of my computer screen formatting five youth softball games for publication, I marveled at what great hitters we are producing here in the area.
Mort the Sport
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way
— As performed
by Frank Sinatra
Harper just needs to stop scoring the wall
• Happy birthday, Brooks Robinson. No. 5 will be 76 tomorrow.
Remember, in the words of Gordon Beard, “Brooks Robinson never asked anybody to name a candy bar after him. In Baltimore people name their children after him.”
Rowley proof of experience breeding opportunity
When Bob Rowley learned of the fund-raising efforts to help provide Fort Hill football player Zac Elbin the opportunity to play in the Down Under Bowl this summer in Australia, it became a mere reflex for him to make a significant contribution on Elbin’s behalf. For while very few area high school football players have followed in his footsteps, Rowley, the former Fort Hill great from the late 1950s, had certainly walked in Elbin’s, having faced similar circumstances following his senior year in high school. And thanks to the support of the community, Rowley says he was able to realize an opportunity of a lifetime.
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