Cumberland Times-News

Outdoors

October 5, 2013

I know a guy, too!

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“I know a guy who knows a guy who has a cousin who has pictures of the DNR releasing mountain lions on the Savage River State Forest.”

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“I know a guy who can prove that the DNR makes up the deer kill numbers. You know hunters aren’t killing that many deer.”

“Which DNR? Maryland or West Virginia?”

“Yeah.”

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Show me the video. Show me the ear tag. Show me the pictures. Show me the parachutes. Show me the proof. Show me the money.

Otherwise, please don’t call 301-784-2523 with any more of these stories.

I know a guy who knows a guy who doesn’t want to hear them any more.

Contact Outdoor Editor Mike Sawyers at msawyers@times-news.com.

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